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I wish people were like money so i could hold them up to the light and see if they are real.

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Apr 16, 9178 01:31 PM - Facebook Statuses - by MrAlexjames94 ()

 

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If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?...

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Mar 18, 2012 09:05 PM - Kid Statuses - by idk ()

 

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I consider myself a crayon, I may not be your favorite color, but one day you may need me to complete your picture.

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Apr 1, 2012 08:46 AM - Love Statuses - by King denton ()

 

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It's funny; when you walk through a spiderweb, you instantly learn King Fu.

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Jun 20, 2012 05:52 AM - Animal Statuses - by ThegGavsta ()

 

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I'm going to change my name on facebook to 'NOBODY' so that.. Anytime i see any boring status.. I will 'LIKE' it.. It'll say 'NOBODY LIKES THIS'

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Jun 2, 2011 03:49 PM - Facebook Statuses - by Stedegamot ()

 

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Thanks to Facebook, I can see what everybody's bathroom looks like; one mirror at a time...

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Mar 8, 2012 04:17 PM - Facebook Statuses - by Jono. ()

 

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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN: Hug her, Kiss her, Caress her, Listen to her, Be a friend to her, Make love to her, Wine her, Dine her, Console her, Spoil her, Comfort her, Provide for her, Spend time with her, Confide in her, Cry with her....HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN: Show up ass naked.

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Dec 16, 2011 09:31 PM - Sex Statuses - by Kaliq ()

 

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Finds it ironic that in The Karate Kid movie Jaden Smith was chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool, and shootin' some b-ball outside of the school, when a couple of guys - they were up to no good, started making trouble in the neighborhood. He got in one little fight and his mom got scared and said "You gotta learn karate from the maintenance man downstairs."

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Dec 15, 2011 05:39 PM - Movies / Televison - by Kaliq ()

 

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Ultimate Facebook REJECTION


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May 23, 2011 08:39 PM - Funny Pictures - by Slicktom22 ()

 

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:p + :O = 69

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Jun 29, 2012 12:13 AM - Sex Statuses - by Roze ()

 

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It's funny when you walk through a spider web you instantly learn Kung Fu.

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Feb 13, 2012 08:03 AM - Silly Statuses - by Jmadams31582 ()

 

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If Life was Easy, We would all live in a Slutty World

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Oct 16, 2011 08:54 PM - Relationship Statuses - by ThatFacebookGuy209 ()

 

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A Liar Is Not Scare Of Lying..

Its Scare Of The TRUTH..

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Mar 19, 2012 06:08 AM - Love Statuses - by Czar ()

 

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