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I'm going to change my name on facebook to 'NOBODY' so that.. Anytime i see any boring status.. I will 'LIKE' it.. It'll say 'NOBODY LIKES THIS'

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Jun 2, 2011 03:49 PM - Facebook Statuses - by Stedegamot ()

 

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Finds it ironic that in The Karate Kid movie Jaden Smith was chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool, and shootin' some b-ball outside of the school, when a couple of guys - they were up to no good, started making trouble in the neighborhood. He got in one little fight and his mom got scared and said "You gotta learn karate from the maintenance man downstairs."

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Dec 15, 2011 05:39 PM - Movies / Televison - by Kaliq ()

 

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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN: Hug her, Kiss her, Caress her, Listen to her, Be a friend to her, Make love to her, Wine her, Dine her, Console her, Spoil her, Comfort her, Provide for her, Spend time with her, Confide in her, Cry with her....HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN: Show up ass naked.

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Dec 16, 2011 09:31 PM - Sex Statuses - by Kaliq ()

 

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If Life was Easy, We would all live in a Slutty World

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Oct 16, 2011 08:54 PM - Relationship Statuses - by ThatFacebookGuy209 ()

 

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Who else wakes up in the morning and checks their Facebook like its the morning paper?

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Mar 1, 2011 12:08 PM - Facebook Statuses - by Edward witty status ()

 

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Ultimate Facebook REJECTION


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May 23, 2011 08:39 PM - Funny Pictures - by Slicktom22 ()

 

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Never chase love, affection, or attention. If it isn't given freely by another person, it isn't worth having.

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Jun 21, 2011 11:58 PM - Love Statuses - by OPoncho ()

 

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Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I'd like to see a drug commercial that says, "May cause extreme awesomeness."

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May 20, 9285 01:00 PM - Misc. Statuses - by flinnie ()

 

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It's funny when you walk through a spider web you instantly learn Kung Fu.

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Feb 13, 2012 08:03 AM - Silly Statuses - by Jmadams31582 ()

 

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That awkward moment when you start telling a story & you realize no one’s listening, so you slowly fade out & pretend you never said anything.

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Apr 26, 2011 10:49 PM - Misc. Statuses - by Chaguar ()

 

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Maybe some of you girls should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside

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Jul 13, 2011 07:56 PM - Silly Statuses - by Edward witty Status ()

 

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a relationship without trust is like a car without gas. U can stay in it as long as u want but it won't go anywhere

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Jun 17, 2011 01:30 AM - Relationship Statuses - by larryswag ()

 

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So, if two Facebookers have their relationship status set to "married" to each other, and one of them suddenly changes it to "widowed", does Facebook automatically change the other person's status to "dead"?

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Jul 10, 2011 01:44 PM - Facebook Statuses - by Angee ()

 

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