Recently Added Statuses - WittyStatus.com - Funny Statuses for Facebook. http://www.wittystatus.com/rss.php Recently Added Statuses If money doesnt grow on trees then why do banks have branches... http://www.wittystatus.com/view/Kid%20Statuses/3474 http://www.wittystatus.com/view/Kid%20Statuses/3474
By: idk
on 18-03-2012
Category: Kid Statuses
Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0


]]> idk I wish people were like money so i could hold them up to the light http://www.wittystatus.com/view/Facebook%20Statuses/3468 http://www.wittystatus.com/view/Facebook%20Statuses/3468
By: MrAlexjames94
on 11-03-2012
Category: Facebook Statuses
Yes Votes: 162 | No Votes: 43


]]> MrAlexjames94 Thanks to Facebook I can see what everybodys bathroom looks like one mirror at a http://www.wittystatus.com/view/Facebook%20Statuses/3461 http://www.wittystatus.com/view/Facebook%20Statuses/3461
By: Jono.
on 08-03-2012
Category: Facebook Statuses
Yes Votes: 1 | No Votes: 1


]]> Jono. v--v--v----------v--v--v for a second there I was bored to death http://www.wittystatus.com/view/Facebook%20Statuses/3448 http://www.wittystatus.com/view/Facebook%20Statuses/3448
By: Brandons39
on 27-02-2012
Category: Facebook Statuses
Yes Votes: 62 | No Votes: 35


]]> Brandons39 My p is so polite it stands up so cute girls have a place to http://www.wittystatus.com/view/Sex%20Statuses/3446 http://www.wittystatus.com/view/Sex%20Statuses/3446
By: Mr.awesome
on 27-02-2012
Category: Sex Statuses
Yes Votes: 11 | No Votes: 6


]]> Mr.awesome Some people should not be allowed to handle anything sharper than a boiled egg http://www.wittystatus.com/view/Facebook%20Statuses/3444 http://www.wittystatus.com/view/Facebook%20Statuses/3444
By: rodneym43
on 25-02-2012
Category: Facebook Statuses
Yes Votes: 17 | No Votes: 2


]]> rodneym43 How To Be An Inconsiderate Jerk Rule 193... Never EVER replace your low beam headlight http://www.wittystatus.com/view/Misc.%20Statuses/3441 http://www.wittystatus.com/view/Misc.%20Statuses/3441
By: Jacobo
on 25-02-2012
Category: Misc. Statuses
Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0


]]> Jacobo My elbow is such a slut.... I swear it bangs everything http://www.wittystatus.com/view/Silly%20Statuses/3439 http://www.wittystatus.com/view/Silly%20Statuses/3439
By: Courtney_Dee
on 21-02-2012
Category: Silly Statuses
Yes Votes: 61 | No Votes: 20


]]> Courtney_Dee Your smile is your best defense against your enemy. http://www.wittystatus.com/view/Facebook%20Statuses/3434 http://www.wittystatus.com/view/Facebook%20Statuses/3434
By: Austin
on 18-02-2012
Category: Facebook Statuses
Yes Votes: 88 | No Votes: 21


]]> Austin Before sex they help yu get undressed. After sex yu dress yurself. Moral of the http://www.wittystatus.com/view/Misc.%20Statuses/3433 http://www.wittystatus.com/view/Misc.%20Statuses/3433
By: MsGiggles:
on 17-02-2012
Category: Misc. Statuses
Yes Votes: 118 | No Votes: 38


]]> MsGiggles: To the lady with 6 kids at Walmart If yure wondering how those condoms got http://www.wittystatus.com/view/Facebook%20Statuses/3431 http://www.wittystatus.com/view/Facebook%20Statuses/3431
By: MsGiggles:
on 17-02-2012
Category: Facebook Statuses
Yes Votes: 162 | No Votes: 34


]]> MsGiggles: If Im a bitch your a bitch. And your moms a bitch for having a http://www.wittystatus.com/view/Facebook%20Statuses/3429 http://www.wittystatus.com/view/Facebook%20Statuses/3429
By: mickey
on 15-02-2012
Category: Facebook Statuses
Yes Votes: 112 | No Votes: 28


]]> mickey I laughed so hard tears ran down my leg. XD http://www.wittystatus.com/view/Animal%20Statuses/3428 http://www.wittystatus.com/view/Animal%20Statuses/3428
By: Dickhurtz
on 14-02-2012
Category: Animal Statuses
Yes Votes: 47 | No Votes: 19


]]> Dickhurtz Sometimes when I look at peoples names it makes me think maybe their parents were http://www.wittystatus.com/view/Facebook%20Statuses/3427 http://www.wittystatus.com/view/Facebook%20Statuses/3427
By: Desigan87
on 14-02-2012
Category: Facebook Statuses
Yes Votes: 79 | No Votes: 17


]]> Desigan87 Treat me like a joke and Ill leave you like its funny( http://www.wittystatus.com/view/Facebook%20Statuses/3426 http://www.wittystatus.com/view/Facebook%20Statuses/3426
By: DaniSnowden
on 13-02-2012
Category: Facebook Statuses
Yes Votes: 101 | No Votes: 15


]]> DaniSnowden Treat me like a joke an Ill leave you like its funny( http://www.wittystatus.com/view/Animal%20Statuses/3425 http://www.wittystatus.com/view/Animal%20Statuses/3425
By: DaniSnowden
on 13-02-2012
Category: Animal Statuses
Yes Votes: 60 | No Votes: 16


]]> DaniSnowden Have You Ever WonderedHow Many ThoughtsFeelings amp EMOTIONS Are Hidden Behind This Simple Sentence . . . . . Kuch Nhi YarrBas Aise http://www.wittystatus.com/view/Love%20Statuses/3424 http://www.wittystatus.com/view/Love%20Statuses/3424
By: melomovic
on 12-02-2012
Category: Love Statuses
Yes Votes: 16 | No Votes: 7


]]> melomovic Girl scouts are little drug dealers and my drug of choice is thin mints http://www.wittystatus.com/view/Funny%20Pictures/3423 http://www.wittystatus.com/view/Funny%20Pictures/3423
By: pmac
on 12-02-2012
Category: Funny Pictures
Yes Votes: 51 | No Votes: 11


]]> pmac If it walks like a duck acts like a duck looks like a duck and http://www.wittystatus.com/view/Animal%20Statuses/3422 http://www.wittystatus.com/view/Animal%20Statuses/3422
By: Themyth
on 12-02-2012
Category: Animal Statuses
Yes Votes: 73 | No Votes: 16


]]> Themyth Good looks attracts the eyesGood personality attracts the heart. http://www.wittystatus.com/view/Facebook%20Statuses/3418 http://www.wittystatus.com/view/Facebook%20Statuses/3418
By: cathy
on 10-02-2012
Category: Facebook Statuses
Yes Votes: 108 | No Votes: 32


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