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I suspect my grandmother is a member of Fight Club, 'cause I never hear her talk about it.

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Jul 30, 8673 01:30 PM - Movies / Televison - by LowSociety ()

 

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I like to think of myself as "Emotionally Exciting" as opposed to bipolar

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Feb 18, 2011 09:00 PM - Quotes - by jokestatus ()

 

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The only thing more awkward than buying condoms would be returning them.

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Feb 19, 2011 01:44 AM - Sex Statuses - by chillyfun ()

 

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When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a man to pop out of nowhere when I don't know what to say and hand me a Twix.

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Feb 19, 2011 01:10 AM - Misc. Statuses - by chuckle ()

 

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Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?

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Apr 28, 2011 08:24 PM - Misc. Statuses - by TimmyTiny ()

 

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Young Love. Full of promise, full of hope. Ignorant of reality.

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Feb 20, 2011 11:19 PM - Love Statuses - by kitty04 ()

 

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I wish out of sight out of mind applied to bills.

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Feb 19, 2011 05:12 PM - Misc. Statuses - by hdey ()

 

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"I'm a ninja!" "Dude no you're not!" "Did you see me do that?" "Do what?" "Exactly."

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Feb 19, 2011 01:30 AM - Quotes - by giggle45 ()

 

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Definitely thought we'd have some futuristic Jetsons shit by now.

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Feb 19, 2011 04:40 PM - Misc. Statuses - by like04 ()

 

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Just saw that the new zodiac sign is Ophiuchus. Well played Oprah, well played..

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Feb 18, 2011 09:27 PM - Misc. Statuses - by excited08 ()

 

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Officer, I'm not Fred Flintstone, I didn't "run" a red light, I drove through it. Now let me go.

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Feb 19, 2011 06:59 PM - Newspaper Headlines - by kitty ()

 

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I'm eating with one of those tiny little forks so it looks like I have more food.

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Feb 20, 2011 09:51 PM - Misc. Statuses - by lilly ()

 

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seriously wants a pink cow... someone holla if u get one that needs to be adopted

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Feb 19, 2011 06:17 PM - Animal Statuses - by lovercute ()

 

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