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Feb 20, 2011 09:40 PM - Misc. Statuses - by twitty ()
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Feb 20, 2011 11:04 PM - Money Statuses - by kitty04 ()
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Feb 18, 2011 09:11 PM - Facebook Statuses - by comedy01 ()
Don't tell me I'm insulting your intelligence when it's obvious you have none
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Feb 20, 2011 09:39 PM - Misc. Statuses - by twitty ()
3 STAGES OF A MAN'S SEX LIE: 1.) Tri-Weekly 2.) Try Weekly 3.) Try Weakly
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Dec 13, 2011 11:15 PM - Sex Statuses - by Kaliq ()
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Feb 19, 2011 06:00 PM - Misc. Statuses - by lovercute ()
Note to self: stop buying stuff on Ebay when drunk. Anyone need a zamboni?
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Feb 18, 2011 06:11 AM - Misc. Statuses - by haha09 ()
Cul-de-sac is what rich people call a dead end.
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Feb 22, 2011 12:42 PM - Silly Statuses - by Tomtomm ()
They really need to add a “download this song illegally” button on Pandora.
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Jun 13, 2011 08:55 PM - Computer Statuses - by Tontonsung ()
Instead of celebrating Valentine's Day this year, I'm celebrating Discount Chocolate Tuesday.
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Feb 18, 2011 02:13 AM - Love Statuses - by hop65 ()
You're so vain. I'll bet you think this status update is about you.
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Sep 29, 2011 10:56 PM - Misc. Statuses - by bradleyc487 ()
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you...
the dramatic cat.
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Mar 4, 2011 10:31 PM - Funny Videos - by dramarama ()
When you have to ask "is this some kind of joke?" It most likely isn't.
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Feb 19, 2011 06:14 PM - Misc. Statuses - by lovercute ()
