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May 23, 2011 08:39 PM - Funny Pictures - by Slicktom22 ()

 

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I'm going to change my name on facebook to 'NOBODY' so that.. Anytime i see any boring status.. I will 'LIKE' it.. It'll say 'NOBODY LIKES THIS'

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Jun 2, 2011 03:49 PM - Facebook Statuses - by Stedegamot ()

 

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Hey you!! Yes you the one reading my status...You better comment on my status or at least like it or else! Yeah thats right you heard me. So what are you waiting for? Come on I don't have all day

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May 20, 6094 01:03 PM - Facebook Statuses - by Jane Doe ()

 

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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN: Hug her, Kiss her, Caress her, Listen to her, Be a friend to her, Make love to her, Wine her, Dine her, Console her, Spoil her, Comfort her, Provide for her, Spend time with her, Confide in her, Cry with her....HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN: Show up ass naked.

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Dec 16, 2011 09:31 PM - Sex Statuses - by Kaliq ()

 

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Finds it ironic that in The Karate Kid movie Jaden Smith was chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool, and shootin' some b-ball outside of the school, when a couple of guys - they were up to no good, started making trouble in the neighborhood. He got in one little fight and his mom got scared and said "You gotta learn karate from the maintenance man downstairs."

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Dec 15, 2011 05:39 PM - Movies / Televison - by Kaliq ()

 

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a relationship without trust is like a car without gas. U can stay in it as long as u want but it won't go anywhere

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Jun 17, 2011 01:30 AM - Relationship Statuses - by larryswag ()

 

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I LOVE SEX

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May 20, 3826 01:19 PM - Sex Statuses - by pranella ()

 

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best wedding dress designers

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May 20, 9095 01:21 PM - Animal Statuses - by weddinggowns ()

 

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Facebook REALLY needs a 'No one cares' button..

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Apr 4, 2011 07:13 PM - Facebook Statuses - by Ronny Harrahs ()

 

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There are some people in life that make you laugh a little louder, smile a little bigger and live just a little bit better.

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Apr 19, 2011 11:25 PM - Relationship Statuses - by quantotonto ()

 

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So, if two Facebookers have their relationship status set to "married" to each other, and one of them suddenly changes it to "widowed", does Facebook automatically change the other person's status to "dead"?

#2694
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Jul 10, 2011 01:44 PM - Facebook Statuses - by Angee ()

 

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It's funny when you walk through a spider web you instantly learn Kung Fu.

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Feb 13, 2012 08:03 AM - Silly Statuses - by Jmadams31582 ()

 

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Never chase love, affection, or attention. If it isn't given freely by another person, it isn't worth having.

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Jun 21, 2011 11:58 PM - Love Statuses - by OPoncho ()

 

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