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I wish people were like money so i could hold them up to the light and see if they are real.

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Jul 24, 9178 01:31 PM - Facebook Statuses - by MrAlexjames94 ()

 

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Ultimate Facebook REJECTION


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May 23, 2011 08:39 PM - Funny Pictures - by Slicktom22 ()

 

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If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?...

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Mar 18, 2012 09:05 PM - Kid Statuses - by idk ()

 

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I consider myself a crayon, I may not be your favorite color, but one day you may need me to complete your picture.

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Apr 1, 2012 08:46 AM - Love Statuses - by King denton ()

 

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It's funny; when you walk through a spiderweb, you instantly learn King Fu.

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Jun 20, 2012 05:52 AM - Animal Statuses - by ThegGavsta ()

 

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^v--^v--^v----------^v--^v--^v for a second there I was bored to death

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Jul 24, 9792 01:30 PM - Facebook Statuses - by Brandons39 ()

 

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I'm going to change my name on facebook to 'NOBODY' so that.. Anytime i see any boring status.. I will 'LIKE' it.. It'll say 'NOBODY LIKES THIS'

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Jun 2, 2011 03:49 PM - Facebook Statuses - by Stedegamot ()

 

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:p + :O = 69

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Jun 29, 2012 12:13 AM - Sex Statuses - by Roze ()

 

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A Liar Is Not Scare Of Lying..

Its Scare Of The TRUTH..

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Mar 19, 2012 06:08 AM - Love Statuses - by Czar ()

 

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Hey you!! Yes you the one reading my status...You better comment on my status or at least like it or else! Yeah thats right you heard me. So what are you waiting for? Come on I don't have all day

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Jul 24, 6094 01:03 PM - Facebook Statuses - by Jane Doe ()

 

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Women should have a hotline number for men to dial into for advice. The first recording should say, "Listen closely as our options change daily".

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Jul 24, 685 01:38 PM - International Statuses - by Sandra Angel ()

 

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Thanks to Facebook, I can see what everybody's bathroom looks like; one mirror at a time...

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Mar 8, 2012 04:17 PM - Facebook Statuses - by Jono. ()

 

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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN: Hug her, Kiss her, Caress her, Listen to her, Be a friend to her, Make love to her, Wine her, Dine her, Console her, Spoil her, Comfort her, Provide for her, Spend time with her, Confide in her, Cry with her....HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN: Show up ass naked.

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Dec 16, 2011 09:31 PM - Sex Statuses - by Kaliq ()

 

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