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If my car is too slow for you, buy a plane.

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Mar 15, 2012 04:20 AM - Bumper Stickers - by anna ()

 

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I can't remember a time when I woke up, looked at the time and was happy about it...

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Oct 22, 2011 05:00 AM - Bumper Stickers - by chrissi ()

 

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Life is funny. Well, yours is. To me.

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Sep 3, 2011 04:11 PM - Bumper Stickers - by 0l3m355 ()

 

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I no longer wish to share this nation's roads and highways with others. Sorry for the inconvenience.

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Feb 23, 2011 09:33 AM - Bumper Stickers - by DntHateU2 ()

 

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Buffalo wings are a lot of work for little food-reward

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Feb 20, 2011 11:28 PM - Bumper Stickers - by milli021 ()

 

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Dinosaurs were lies, fed to us to cover up the existence of Pokemon.

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Feb 20, 2011 11:27 PM - Bumper Stickers - by milli021 ()

 

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Watch out for the idiot behind me.

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Feb 17, 2011 06:30 AM - Bumper Stickers - by laugh ()

 

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So many pedestrians - So little time.

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Feb 17, 2011 06:29 AM - Bumper Stickers - by laugh ()

 

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Seen on an old, beat-up car: "This is not an abandoned vehicle"

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Feb 17, 2011 06:29 AM - Bumper Stickers - by laugh ()

 

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Next time you wave, use all your fingers.

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Feb 17, 2011 06:29 AM - Bumper Stickers - by laugh ()

 

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Keep honking...I'm reloading.

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Feb 17, 2011 06:29 AM - Bumper Stickers - by laugh ()

 

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If you can read this, thank a teacher....and, since it's in English, thank a soldier!!

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Feb 17, 2011 06:28 AM - Bumper Stickers - by laugh ()

 

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If you can read this, please flip me back over...[Seen upside down, on a Jeep]

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Feb 17, 2011 06:28 AM - Bumper Stickers - by laugh ()

 

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