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Friendship is like peeing yourself::: Everyone sees it; but your the only one who gets the warm feeling it brings !

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Mar 4, 2014 08:22 PM - Animal Statuses - by Anonymous ()

 

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If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea..does that mean one enjoys it?

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Mar 4, 2014 08:23 PM - Animal Statuses - by lilbici ()

 

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If it walks like a duck, acts like a duck, looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck... Then it must be a duck. Same proverb works for whores too!

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Mar 4, 2014 08:23 PM - Animal Statuses - by keemstaxx ()

 

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It's funny; when you walk through a spiderweb, you instantly learn King Fu.

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Jun 20, 2012 05:52 AM - Animal Statuses - by ThegGavsta ()

 

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At weddings old people always poke me and say "Yu're next." So Im going to tell them the same thing at funerals.

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Apr 23, 3280 01:29 PM - Animal Statuses - by MsGiggles: ()

 

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I laughed so hard tears ran down my leg. XD

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Apr 11, 2012 02:12 PM - Animal Statuses - by Dickhurtz ()

 

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Treat me like a joke an I'll leave you like it's funny(:

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Feb 13, 2012 07:02 PM - Animal Statuses - by DaniSnowden ()

 

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If it walks like a duck, acts like a duck, looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck... Then it must be a duck. Same proverb works for whores too!

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Feb 12, 2012 03:19 AM - Animal Statuses - by Themyth ()

 

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Remember when I gave a crap? Yeah, me Neither. :-/

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Feb 19, 2012 07:28 PM - Animal Statuses - by trucker dood ()

 

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Love the Status

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Jan 27, 2012 02:43 PM - Animal Statuses - by BENA ()

 

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a relationship without trust is like a car without gas. U can stay in it as long as u want but it won't go anywhere

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Feb 24, 2012 05:28 PM - Animal Statuses - by Anonymous ()

 

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Girl : I love you with all my BUTT..
Guy : huh??
Girl : I'd say heart , but my Butt is bigger.

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Nov 25, 2011 06:23 AM - Animal Statuses - by Manab ()

 

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you don't call me all day I understand, when you don't text me all day I understand,when I stop loving you, I hope you understand ...

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Nov 21, 2011 02:06 PM - Animal Statuses - by Anonymous ()

 

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