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Store signs say, no shirt no shoes no service. Dont say nothing about pants.

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Mar 4, 2014 08:19 PM - Misc. Statuses - by squirrley ()

 

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Opinions are like asshole's, everyone's got one, some are just bigger than others.

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Mar 4, 2014 08:23 PM - Misc. Statuses - by Prissy ()

 

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I have came to a conclusion;
Abercrombie clothing is not curve friendly,
they are clearly only made for people, that can wear toddler sizes. - Crystal R.

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Apr 21, 2729 01:31 PM - Misc. Statuses - by Thatonegirl ()

 

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Why didn't anyone tell me the only people allowed on the road today are those with an IQ lower than that of the average house fly?

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Dec 10, 2012 04:09 PM - Misc. Statuses - by Jacobo ()

 

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How To Be An Inconsiderate Jerk Rule # 193...
Never EVER replace your low beam headlight when it goes out. Just drive with your high beams on and blind all passing cars. Very effective.

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Feb 25, 2012 05:51 AM - Misc. Statuses - by Jacobo ()

 

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Before sex, they help yu get undressed. After sex, yu dress yurself. Moral of the story, no one helps yu after yur fucked.

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Mar 16, 2012 07:09 AM - Misc. Statuses - by MsGiggles: ()

 

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Does (enter your home town here) have speed dating? Not that I want to try and find a date, I just want to see how many farts I can disburse is a timely fashion.

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Apr 19, 2012 08:28 AM - Misc. Statuses - by bradleyc487 ()

 

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if you don't like what I have to say then don't ask me what I think because I will tell you the TRUTH!

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Dec 14, 2011 10:49 AM - Misc. Statuses - by tinateen ()

 

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It's like you're on a missoin to save me time and money!

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Nov 29, 2011 10:43 PM - Misc. Statuses - by Spud ()

 

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As a reminder to all, when it's cold outside, people can see your farts.

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Nov 19, 2011 05:57 AM - Misc. Statuses - by Bradley_Carter ()

 

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Your gonna catch a cold from the ice inside your soul.

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Nov 6, 2011 01:41 PM - Misc. Statuses - by Alicefan ()

 

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I've decided to let my inner child make more of the really important decisions in my life. What's the worst that could happen?

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Oct 28, 2011 04:26 PM - Misc. Statuses - by Rebecca ()

 

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Got pulled over today and cop said “papers”.. So I said scissors.. I WIN!!

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Oct 15, 2011 02:19 PM - Misc. Statuses - by hardcore4 ()

 

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