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If I had a wooden leg, someone would jerk it off and use it for firewood.

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Mar 4, 2014 08:19 PM - Health Statuses - by squirrley ()

 

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Fat girl Friday... Go ahead eat a cupcake

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Mar 4, 2014 08:22 PM - Health Statuses - by PassionBrown  ()

 

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Doctors write the prescriptions illegibly so you can’t see that it says: “This one had insurance. Don’t kill him.”

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Apr 23, 305 01:18 PM - Health Statuses - by hardcore4 ()

 

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Your beauty is so rare, nobody can find it.

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Sep 29, 2011 11:11 PM - Health Statuses - by bilieberschmeber ()

 

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Here’s a little bit of advice for you.. advi

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Sep 3, 2011 04:11 PM - Health Statuses - by Schlumpy ()

 

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You say ear wax. I say melting brain.

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Apr 23, 9571 01:14 PM - Health Statuses - by SoggyMits ()

 

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A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

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Aug 14, 2011 05:03 PM - Health Statuses - by 4artknocker ()

 

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The really scary part of middle age is you know you’re going to grow out of it.

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Aug 8, 2011 09:31 PM - Health Statuses - by XxbearsarexX94 ()

 

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You’re only young once. If you act like a fool after that, you’re gonna need a new excuse.

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Jul 31, 2011 02:46 PM - Health Statuses - by tommmmaaaaha ()

 

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People on TV always give such accurate descriptions of criminals to sketch artists. I look at myself every chance I get and I don't think I could get my own face right.

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Apr 29, 2011 12:24 AM - Health Statuses - by SingledOut ()

 

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Think I might run a marathon just to prove to myself that I can do something pointless and awful.

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Apr 1, 2011 07:55 PM - Health Statuses - by Awwwsheezz ()

 

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Whenever an application or form asks the name of my primary physician the answer is always "Dr. Feelgood'.

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Mar 31, 2011 05:03 PM - Health Statuses - by spara50 ()

 

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They say “You are what you eat” so I guess we should eat skinny people.

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Apr 1, 2011 07:55 PM - Health Statuses - by HardyGnarGnar ()

 

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