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You know you're fucked when you don't even know the answers to the sample questions....

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Jan 3, 2012 08:05 PM - Work Statuses - by Kaliq ()

 

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I must be a proctology, because I work with a bunch of assholes.

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Nov 23, 2011 05:22 AM - Work Statuses - by Kaliq ()

 

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The letters "T" & "G" are entirely too close together on the keyboard. For this reason, I will never again end another work email with the phrase "Regards".

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Apr 19, 3625 01:23 PM - Work Statuses - by Kaliq ()

 

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I can't afford to go on vacation these days, so I just drink until I don't know where the fuck I am or how I got there.

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Apr 19, 9303 01:21 PM - Work Statuses - by Kaliq ()

 

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When I'm DRUNK.. I tend to offer jobs to random people.. With jobs that don't exist..

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Nov 22, 2011 11:03 PM - Work Statuses - by Thatfacebookguy209 ()

 

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I can’t recall a time when I’ve woke up, looked at the time and was happy about it.

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Oct 9, 2011 10:01 PM - Work Statuses - by NIKENIKEDOG ()

 

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The fine print on all insurance policies states; “This policy is void in case of a claim.”

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Oct 9, 2011 09:56 PM - Work Statuses - by vipslumdoggie ()

 

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Lumber companies have a lot of board meetings.

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Sep 10, 2011 01:11 PM - Work Statuses - by yunderst ()

 

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I may have just inadvertently accomplished something.

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Apr 19, 6692 01:15 PM - Work Statuses - by 0l3m355 ()

 

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If you’re not part of the solution, you must be a consultant.

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Sep 2, 2011 05:24 AM - Work Statuses - by linXus ()

 

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Procrastinators! The leaders of tomorrow.

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Sep 1, 2011 11:25 AM - Work Statuses - by SoggyMits ()

 

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Getting paid to sleep.. That`s my dream job.

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Aug 22, 2011 07:55 PM - Work Statuses - by Fartnickle ()

 

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Work through lunch? I don’t even work through work.

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Aug 14, 2011 05:02 PM - Work Statuses - by 4artknocker ()

 

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