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I've always wanted to run up to a random kid and hand them a folded up piece of paper and tell them it's from their real parents

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Mar 4, 2014 08:23 PM - Kid Statuses - by RingoStar ()

 

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If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?...

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Mar 18, 2012 09:05 PM - Kid Statuses - by idk ()

 

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Dear Generation of Students Before 2001,
It blows my mind that you guys got anything done without Wikipedia.
Sincerely, Extremely Grateful High School Junior

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Jan 18, 2012 10:54 AM - Kid Statuses - by Dimond381 ()

 

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Dear Middle School Boys,
A can of Axe is meant to last you more than one day.
Sincerely, Gagging Middle School Girls

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Jan 18, 2012 10:53 AM - Kid Statuses - by Dimond381 ()

 

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If I were a Teanege Mutant Ninja Turtle, now I'd say “Kowabunga, dude!”

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Nov 30, 2011 12:53 AM - Kid Statuses - by Fanny ()

 

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By the time I was old enough to realize my father was right about everything, I have a son that thinks I don't know shit.

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Nov 23, 2011 05:20 AM - Kid Statuses - by Kaliq ()

 

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By the time I realized my father was right about everything, I have a son that thinks I don't know shit.

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Nov 14, 2011 08:54 AM - Kid Statuses - by Kaliq ()

 

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Just a thought.... If your children aren't behaving like you told them, they're probably behaving like you showed them.

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Oct 16, 2011 07:25 PM - Kid Statuses - by Rebecca ()

 

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Just because your 5 year old can play a game on your iPhone does not mean they're a genius. Mice make it out of mazes, primates are capable of using sign language. You may have a genius on your hands if your child can build a fully functional iPhone out of their chicken nuggets.

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Oct 14, 2011 11:47 PM - Kid Statuses - by meredith ()

 

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Birthday: that special day when your loved ones give you a cake they’ve set on fire.

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Oct 16, 2011 01:59 AM - Kid Statuses - by NIKENIKEDOG ()

 

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If friends could be bought at the store, I’d buy you. And I’d get a good deal because those “slightly irregular” bins are always discounted.

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Jul 22, 286 01:18 PM - Kid Statuses - by Tumtime ()

 

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Hmm… these weren’t skinny jeans when I bought them.

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Sep 29, 2011 11:10 PM - Kid Statuses - by bilieberschmeber ()

 

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The really long sarcastic ‘Hahahahahaha’ before the ‘No.’

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Oct 5, 2011 06:54 PM - Kid Statuses - by bilieberschmeber ()

 

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