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If I worked in a restraunt on Valentines Day I would put a fake engagement ring in every females drink.

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Jan 23, 2012 07:09 AM - Holiday Statuses - by DragonFire ()

 

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Some of you tricks be treating & some of you treats got tricks...real s**t.

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Nov 3, 2011 04:27 PM - Holiday Statuses - by DeeIOheNd ()

 

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My boss asked me why I didn't show up for work yesterday and I said cause it was Columbus Day & I'm Columbian.

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Oct 18, 2011 07:05 AM - Holiday Statuses - by Dee-I-Oh-eNd ()

 

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That awkward moment when Lady Gaga doesn’t know what to wear for Halloween.

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Oct 9, 2011 10:01 PM - Holiday Statuses - by slinkington ()

 

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After 10 Dos Equis beers, I think I’m the most interesting man in the world.

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Aug 17, 2011 09:50 PM - Holiday Statuses - by blumpkin ()

 

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