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I held the door open for an Asian man today and he said "sank you.' He better not be talking about Pearl Harbor.

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Sep 4, 2011 12:41 PM - Twitter - by Rickrolled ()

 

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Take my advice; I don’t use it anyway

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Jul 19, 2011 11:38 PM - Twitter - by badboi3s ()

 

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I might start #writinglikethis even though #idonuse my twitter.#bother some much?#:)

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Jun 2, 2011 03:53 PM - Twitter - by jaycyng ()

 

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You don’t have to like me. I’m not a facebook status.

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May 20, 8411 01:00 PM - Twitter - by Tweetahhhh ()

 

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I think calling followers followers is a bit pretentious. I prefer to think of them as curious observers.

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May 20, 8391 01:00 PM - Twitter - by Ronny Harrahs ()

 

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