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All man its time for tha perkalaters !

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Jul 31, 790 01:27 PM - Computer Statuses - by meme ()

 

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A bad attitude is like a flat tyre u cannot reach anywer until you change it

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Jul 31, 2601 01:21 PM - Computer Statuses - by shahin ()

 

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For every action, there is an equal and opposite distraction.

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Oct 16, 2011 01:58 AM - Computer Statuses - by slinkington ()

 

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Hit any user to continue.

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Sep 3, 2011 04:15 PM - Computer Statuses - by yunderst ()

 

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I hit the control key but I’m still not in control.

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Aug 30, 2011 08:30 PM - Computer Statuses - by SoggyMits ()

 

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Arguing with auto-correct is the new yelling at the television.

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Aug 17, 2011 09:49 PM - Computer Statuses - by blumpkin ()

 

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They really need to add a “download this song illegally” button on Pandora.

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Jun 13, 2011 08:55 PM - Computer Statuses - by Tontonsung ()

 

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The Windows Update reminder to restart your computer is like a little kid. You tell it that you'll restart later, so it goes away, then it pops up again in two minutes and says "Ok, it's later!".

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May 6, 2011 08:41 PM - Computer Statuses - by SingledOut ()

 

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How come whenever I tell someone I play guitar, they challenge me to Guitar Hero? I have never challenged a veteran to Call of Duty.

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Apr 25, 2011 07:37 PM - Computer Statuses - by Fantabulous ()

 

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Where do all the characters go that you type on the keyboard before you realize the cursor isn't in the box?

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Apr 2, 2011 05:14 PM - Computer Statuses - by spara50 ()

 

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An Apple a day keeps Windows away.

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Apr 1, 2011 07:57 PM - Computer Statuses - by HardyGnarGnar ()

 

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If your password is your name, you deserve to be hacked.

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Feb 20, 2011 11:57 PM - Computer Statuses - by dunky ()

 

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Spitting beer on someone is not a pick up line, trust me.

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Feb 20, 2011 11:27 PM - Computer Statuses - by milli021 ()

 

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