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I suspect my grandmother is a member of Fight Club, 'cause I never hear her talk about it.

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Jul 22, 8673 01:30 PM - Movies / Televison - by LowSociety ()

 

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So I just came to the realisation that vampires is where AIDs came from. Think about it, biting person after person, mixing all that blood, Edward from Twilight. It all makes sense now.

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Feb 2, 2012 06:23 PM - Movies / Televison - by Bad News Report ()

 

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Finds it ironic that in The Karate Kid movie Jaden Smith was chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool, and shootin' some b-ball outside of the school, when a couple of guys - they were up to no good, started making trouble in the neighborhood. He got in one little fight and his mom got scared and said "You gotta learn karate from the maintenance man downstairs."

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Dec 15, 2011 05:39 PM - Movies / Televison - by Kaliq ()

 

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That scary moment when you are about to sleep and horror scenes flash in your mind.

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Sep 3, 2011 04:09 PM - Movies / Televison - by Schlumpy ()

 

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Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.

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Aug 17, 2011 09:51 PM - Movies / Televison - by HartyKev ()

 

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All of those extreme couponers across America need to get together and propose a budget plan to the president.

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Jul 22, 7014 01:04 PM - Movies / Televison - by SingledOut ()

 

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Love is like a wind. You cannot see it, but you can feel it...

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Apr 24, 2011 10:55 AM - Movies / Televison - by Jade ()

 

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"Be excellent to each other." - Bill S. Esquire (Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure)

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Apr 12, 2011 08:59 AM - Movies / Televison - by GardenTwist ()

 

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When I watch MTV cribs I don't feel bad about downloading music illegally.

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Mar 2, 2011 07:23 PM - Movies / Televison - by Edward witty Status ()

 

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Grandma knew 27 spots on the human body where she could inflict pain without leaving a mark. She was like a Ninja.

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Feb 20, 2011 11:40 PM - Movies / Televison - by fav128 ()

 

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If anyone sees a bunch of people in their front yard tonight, don't be alarmed, were just christmas tree shopping.

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Feb 20, 2011 11:40 PM - Movies / Televison - by fav128 ()

 

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Dear movie industry, you need to chill with the 3D movies. 3D is the equivalent of auto tune for main stream rappers. cut that shit out. signed, annoyed critics.

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Feb 20, 2011 11:39 PM - Movies / Televison - by fav128 ()

 

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Movie theaters should serve bowls of cereal

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Feb 20, 2011 09:27 PM - Movies / Televison - by lamp ()

 

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