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Funny how it's always the woman with fake hair, fake nails, fake eyelashes, fake boobs....that have the audacity to scream "Girrrrrrrrl ain't no real men out here!"

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May 20, 2471 01:22 PM - Women - by Kaliq ()

 

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Walked in on my wife in bed with another woman, and I was ABSOLUTELY CRUSHED....so I pushed them both from on top of me.

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Nov 23, 2011 05:14 AM - Women - by Kaliq ()

 

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Girlfriends are like The History Channel. They always bring up old shit.

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Nov 23, 2011 05:11 AM - Women - by Kaliq ()

 

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Spent the day trying to create a website for women drivers. But it kept crashing.

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Dec 7, 2011 10:48 PM - Women - by Kaliq ()

 

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Barbie has a lot of shit for a woman who's knees don't bend.

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May 20, 2022 01:21 PM - Women - by Kaliq ()

 

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Tell a woman she's beautiful, and she'll forget it by the end of the day. Tell a woman she's ugly and it'll be engraved on your tombstone 80 years later.

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Nov 10, 2011 06:10 AM - Women - by Kal ()

 

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Life is like a penis. Women make it hard.

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Nov 9, 2011 08:37 AM - Women - by Kaliq ()

 

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"GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN" ... the Perfect Sluts Anthem

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May 20, 2961 01:21 PM - Women - by ThatFacebookGuy209 ()

 

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USUALLY I would DRINK till SHES PRETTY.!... BUT .. i dont THINK they made a BOTTOMLESSS DRINK for THIS ONE..

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Oct 31, 2011 04:52 PM - Women - by ThatFacebookGuy209 ()

 

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I don't trust pregnant women, i feel like they're always hiding something.

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Oct 16, 2011 09:00 PM - Women - by ThatFacebookGuy209 ()

 

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Im Deeply Sorry, For Your Gain..

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Oct 16, 2011 08:52 PM - Women - by ThatFacebookGuy209 ()

 

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Ever notice how the people who tell you to calm down are the ones who got you all riled up in the first place?

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May 20, 5173 01:15 PM - Women - by yunderst ()

 

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I borrowed my wife’s GPS. All it’s doing is yelling at me to slow down.

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Jul 20, 2011 09:15 PM - Women - by 5fudgenut5 ()

 

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