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A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car.

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Sep 29, 2011 11:13 PM - Men - by makeyourprediciton ()

 

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If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

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Aug 7, 2011 11:38 AM - Men - by XxbearsarexX94 ()

 

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If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one ?

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Jul 23, 2031 01:12 PM - Men - by XxbearsarexX94 ()

 

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Men are like parking spots , all the good ones are taken and the ones left ain't worth a damn

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Jun 24, 2011 11:45 AM - Men - by sassymom ()

 

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At my age, actions creak louder than words.

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Apr 28, 2011 08:24 PM - Men - by Chatzchis ()

 

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Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles.

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Mar 27, 2011 04:46 PM - Men - by Tombeanr333 ()

 

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I LOOK SO GOOD I JUST CONGRATULATED MYSELF IN THE MIRROR!

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Mar 14, 2011 09:31 PM - Men - by FingerFangs ()

 

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I don't have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.

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Feb 22, 2011 03:55 PM - Men - by Struffington ()

 

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If a man is alone in the forest, and he says something, and there's no woman there to disagree with him. Is he still wrong?

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Feb 21, 2011 02:14 PM - Men - by donwOwn85 ()

 

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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

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Feb 18, 2011 02:18 AM - Men - by hop65 ()

 

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Men are like lottery tickets. Very exciting at first, until you scratch away the surface to reveal the loser beneath.

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Feb 17, 2011 10:11 PM - Men - by fun-all-over the world ()

 

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Isn't this the guy that slept with your wife?

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Feb 17, 2011 06:36 AM - Men - by laugh ()

 

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How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

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Feb 17, 2011 06:06 AM - Men - by skinh ()

 

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