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The IRS rejected my Tax Return because of my response to: "List all dependents?" I replied -"12 million illegal immigrants; 42 million unemployable people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; and 535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate." Apparently, that was NOT an acceptable answer.

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Feb 3, 2012 10:41 AM - Statistics - by Youknowyadayada ()

 

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The logo for when you login to facebook should be "Welcome to Facebook, Where people meet Drama"

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Sep 29, 2011 10:55 PM - Statistics - by Shae ()

 

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The 50-50-90 rule: Any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there is a 90% probability you will get it wrong.

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Mar 16, 2011 12:08 AM - Statistics - by daGonnitt ()

 

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If I could be any arithmetic operation, I'd be subtraction. I just want to make a difference.

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Mar 1, 2011 12:08 PM - Statistics - by MappleLvr ()

 

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If Welch's is 100% Grape Juice, then why the heck do you list 4 other ingredients?

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Feb 17, 2011 11:56 PM - Statistics - by haha ()

 

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If the person is more than 25 feet away from you, holding the door is creepy

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Feb 17, 2011 11:52 PM - Statistics - by haha ()

 

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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

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Feb 17, 2011 11:23 PM - Statistics - by cutefun ()

 

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10% of people genuinely care about your problems. The other 90% are glad that you've got them.

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Feb 17, 2011 10:14 PM - Statistics - by fun-all-over the world ()

 

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Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool

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Feb 17, 2011 09:08 PM - Statistics - by hilarious ()

 

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Look, math. Quit asking us to find your X. Let's face it. She's never coming back to you.

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Feb 17, 2011 09:07 PM - Statistics - by hilarious ()

 

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"Does size matter?" "Yes I told you 2 inches makes a huge difference. Now just buy the damn laptop dad, this conversation is creeping me out".

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Feb 17, 2011 09:07 PM - Statistics - by hilarious ()

 

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Our generation doesn't knock on doors. We will call or text to let you know we're outside.

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Feb 17, 2011 05:59 PM - Statistics - by katie ()

 

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How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

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Feb 17, 2011 05:59 PM - Statistics - by katie ()

 

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