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Went to see my psychologost over the weekend. I was diagnosed with Bipolar disorder, split personality type - and charged me $200 for the visit. I paid the bastard half, and told him collect the rest from that other asshole.

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Nov 30, 2011 05:44 AM - Money Statuses - by Kaliq ()

 

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Some people consider the $1 bill unlucky because there are so many 13's on it: 13 stars,13 stripes,13 steps, 13 arrows and even an olive branch with 13 leaves on it. Of course the $1 bill is unlucky - if it was lucky it would be a $100 bill.

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Nov 14, 2011 08:29 PM - Money Statuses - by Dave ()

 

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FLOWERS: $50....DINNER: $75....HOTEL: $199....the look on his face when she tells him, "I'm on my period": PRICELESS.

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Oct 26, 2011 06:46 AM - Money Statuses - by Kaliq ()

 

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Thinks Visa is everywhere you want to be....except out of debt.

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Oct 26, 2011 06:42 AM - Money Statuses - by Kaliq ()

 

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Most stress is caused by three things; family, money and family with no money.

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Jul 31, 9596 01:14 PM - Money Statuses - by linXus ()

 

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When they offer you “instant credit”, don’t they really mean “instant debt”?

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Aug 30, 2011 08:30 PM - Money Statuses - by linXus ()

 

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My credit card company called. They want me to leave home without it.

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Aug 30, 2011 08:30 PM - Money Statuses - by linXus ()

 

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I’d appreciate materialism more if I had money.

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Aug 30, 2011 08:30 PM - Money Statuses - by SoggyMits ()

 

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I have to take my paycheck to the bank. It’s too little to go by itself

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Aug 14, 2011 05:01 PM - Money Statuses - by Flacka42 ()

 

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A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward.

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Jul 21, 2011 09:32 PM - Money Statuses - by 5fudgenut5 ()

 

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I’ve always wanted to be one of those people who laughs all the way to the bank, instead of one who cries every time he leaves.

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Jun 17, 2011 08:56 AM - Money Statuses - by Tontonsung ()

 

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Money doesn't buy happiness but it's a damn good down payment!

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Jun 2, 2011 03:50 PM - Money Statuses - by s_clay2 ()

 

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I miss those nights when we would stay up talking about nothing, but it meant everything.

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Feb 20, 2011 11:04 PM - Money Statuses - by kitty04 ()

 

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