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It isn't morning until I wake up -_-

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Mar 4, 2014 08:18 PM - Silly Statuses - by ???it's a mystery??? ()

 

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My elbow is such a slut.... I swear, it bangs everything!

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Feb 21, 2012 09:18 PM - Silly Statuses - by Courtney_Dee ()

 

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It's funny when you walk through a spider web you instantly learn Kung Fu.

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Feb 13, 2012 08:03 AM - Silly Statuses - by Jmadams31582 ()

 

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After 14 years, they still haven't found the person who let the dogs out. I'm beginning to wonder if he or she will ever be confronted for their actions.

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Feb 12, 2012 11:35 AM - Silly Statuses - by The Brad Hatter ()

 

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I'm so ready to give my pillows some head and my blanket some booty while my bed gets laid!! Good night!!!

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Feb 13, 2012 07:52 AM - Silly Statuses - by JennS  ()

 

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Revenge is a dish best served cold but karma is funny as heck hot with a side of sarcasm

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Nov 23, 2011 05:27 PM - Silly Statuses - by lexsuson20s ()

 

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2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout "air in the hands mother stickers this is a f*ck up"

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Dec 5, 2011 05:34 AM - Silly Statuses - by doughnuts ()

 

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Jul 29, 765 01:21 PM - Silly Statuses - by Kaliq ()

 

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Dear 4th Grader,
your relationship status on Facebook is
"it's complicated."
what happened,
did he take your animal crackers?
♥♥♥♥♥♥

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Nov 10, 2011 03:12 PM - Silly Statuses - by edenkathryn ()

 

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Friendship is like peeing yourself everyone sees it but you are the only one who gets the warm feeling it brings

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Jul 29, 9751 01:20 PM - Silly Statuses - by London ()

 

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Went to Borders book store, looking for the "Self-Help" section and couldn't find it. I asked the clerk and she replied, "Well I could tell you, but that would defeat the purpose."

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Oct 31, 2011 07:05 AM - Silly Statuses - by Kaliq ()

 

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Some people just need to be high fived. In the face. With a chair.

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Oct 17, 2011 07:46 PM - Silly Statuses - by chickwithit ()

 

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Quietest Place on Earth… The Ninja Library.

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Oct 17, 2011 06:32 PM - Silly Statuses - by hardcore4 ()

 

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