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SUBBAHANALLAHI WABIHAMDIH


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Jul 22, 2522 01:21 PM - Religon Statuses - by may be ()

 

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Does any one know`s the meaning of GOD..??.
He is the...
G - Generator
O - Operator
&
D - Destroyer

of this UNIVERESE

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Dec 2, 2011 04:32 AM - Religon Statuses - by bj ()

 

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one thing all religions can agree on is that they are right and everyone else is wrong.

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Oct 9, 2011 11:39 PM - Religon Statuses - by worm  ()

 

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"Until death do us part," means we will all be single in heaven, right?

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Feb 18, 2011 02:00 AM - Religon Statuses - by girlfunny ()

 

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I will respect any religion you practice as long as you never knock on my door to tell me about it.

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Feb 17, 2011 09:15 PM - Religon Statuses - by visit09 ()

 

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Women like silent men, they think they're listening.

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Feb 17, 2011 06:00 AM - Religon Statuses - by skinh ()

 

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Oh Lord, give me patience, and GIVE IT TO ME NOW!

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Feb 17, 2011 05:21 AM - Religon Statuses - by lara2 ()

 

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The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.

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Feb 16, 2011 04:31 PM - Religon Statuses - by sillyjoke09 ()

 

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If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

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Feb 14, 2011 06:18 PM - Religon Statuses - by cute2011 ()

 

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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Feb 14, 2011 05:47 PM - Religon Statuses - by cute2011 ()

 

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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

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Feb 14, 2011 05:42 PM - Religon Statuses - by cute2011 ()

 

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