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A relationship without trust is like a car without gas... U can stay in it as long as u want but it won't go anywhere

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Mar 4, 2014 08:24 PM - Relationship Statuses - by amber ()

 

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If you don't like me, that is your problem..If I don't like you..ummm still your problem!!

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Jan 18, 2012 11:44 AM - Relationship Statuses - by froggie princess ()

 

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You are not my choice...It just shows that I have no option:'(

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Nov 20, 2011 06:12 AM - Relationship Statuses - by Dj ash ()

 

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Relationships are like fat people...they don't work out

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Dec 5, 2011 06:25 AM - Relationship Statuses - by bootybrat ()

 

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Once upon a time ther wuz a boy named kyle
he met a girl on facebook n been talkin a while
her wordz made him smile ..decided to hit the first date
heart wuz pounding.. culdnt bare 2 wait
saw her at the restaurant, her body was incredibly hott.!
went up 2 her wit confidence, glanced at her n stopped
"hey r yu kyle?" n wit a big smile waitin 4 a reply
nice body. ugly face..he sed "i think yu guy.."

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Oct 31, 2011 05:04 PM - Relationship Statuses - by ThatFacebookGuy209 ()

 

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I don't fall IN LOVE... LOVE falls ON ME ...just keep it UNDER 125 LBS...

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Oct 31, 2011 04:55 PM - Relationship Statuses - by ThatFacebookGuy209 ()

 

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A relationship with no trust is like a car with no gas, you can stay in it as long as you want but it will never work....

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Jul 27, 2623 01:19 PM - Relationship Statuses - by So true! ()

 

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If Life was Easy, We would all live in a Slutty World

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Oct 16, 2011 08:54 PM - Relationship Statuses - by ThatFacebookGuy209 ()

 

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It's kind of amazing, looking over at your best friend or boyfriend or girlfriend or someone you love with all your heart, and realizing that (maybe) they weren't in your life three or four years ago, and your life has changed completely because of them.
Pretty damn cool.

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Sep 12, 2011 05:40 PM - Relationship Statuses - by Angieeeee ()

 

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Maternity wedding dresses?! Really, dude?! Tacky...

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Sep 10, 2011 10:23 PM - Relationship Statuses - by meredith ()

 

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Saying “I forgive you” is the kindest way to tell someone: “I still think it’s your fault.”

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Jul 27, 5166 01:15 PM - Relationship Statuses - by Frunkle ()

 

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When I like someone, I compare their last name with my first name incase we ever get married.

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Jul 27, 1020 01:15 PM - Relationship Statuses - by Schlumpy ()

 

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A surprise party is a great way to show your girlfriend how awesome you are at lying to her face.

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Aug 30, 2011 08:30 PM - Relationship Statuses - by linXus ()

 

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