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If I were a teenage mutant ninja turtle, then I would always say, kaowabunga dude!

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May 20, 3740 01:35 PM - Quotes - by Kourtychelle ()

 

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U never know what u got til It's gone live for today

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May 20, 1010 01:19 PM - Quotes - by ms ray ()

 

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Life is What You Make It

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Oct 20, 2011 04:23 PM - Quotes - by Rome ()

 

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How is the sky the limit when ppl have walked on the moon?

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Oct 30, 2011 02:18 PM - Quotes - by Penny ()

 

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The surest sign that intelligent life exists somewhere else in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

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Sep 29, 2011 11:07 PM - Quotes - by 74olebear ()

 

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Nothing else greater than making someone Smile :-)

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Jun 4, 2011 11:23 AM - Quotes - by Tom ()

 

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If these walls could talk.......I'd get the hell out of here!

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Apr 26, 2011 10:49 PM - Quotes - by wittymattman ()

 

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I once shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye.

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Apr 13, 2011 10:50 AM - Quotes - by wittymattman ()

 

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Happy birthday doggie.


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Feb 23, 2011 09:33 AM - Quotes - by cantwealljustgetalong ()

 

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You can't take it with you. So why not give it to me?

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Feb 23, 2011 11:16 AM - Quotes - by dojamdo ()

 

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I love it when the person's laugh is funnier than the actual joke

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Feb 21, 2011 12:10 AM - Quotes - by iff09 ()

 

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Nobody is perfect, I am Nobody

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Feb 20, 2011 11:23 PM - Quotes - by kitty04 ()

 

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Everyone has that one friend you just can't bring anywhere cause they always embarrass you. If you can't think of who that friend is, it's you.

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Feb 20, 2011 09:30 PM - Quotes - by lamp ()

 

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