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If the New England Patriots are called the Pats, and the Jacksonville Jaguars are called the Jags, what do we call the Tennessee Titans?

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Dec 12, 2011 10:00 AM - Pop Culture Statuses - by Kaliq  ()

 

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"Let's go all the way tonight, no regrets" just STDs, STIs, pregnancy, your boyfriend leaves you, and you're only 16. "You make me feel like I'm living a teenage dream!"

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Nov 8, 2011 08:10 AM - Pop Culture Statuses - by Katie Pederson ()

 

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I'm getting advertisements about Glamour.! SPAMMER SPAMMER SPAMMER.! - T-Pain

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Oct 18, 2011 01:22 PM - Pop Culture Statuses - by kbdragon112 ()

 

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I wonder if you can pay a Prostitute with Trident Layers?

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Oct 16, 2011 08:47 PM - Pop Culture Statuses - by ThatFacebookGuy209 ()

 

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Lil' Bow Wow is now Bow Wow, Lil' Romeo is now Romeo, when is Lil' Wayne gonna grow up?

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Oct 16, 2011 08:47 PM - Pop Culture Statuses - by ThatFacebookGuy209 ()

 

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash – Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

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Apr 23, 297 01:18 PM - Pop Culture Statuses - by vipslumdoggie ()

 

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I always think about all the mean and hurtful things people say to Rebecca Black when I have a bad day. That always brings a smile to my face :)

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Aug 24, 2011 05:08 AM - Pop Culture Statuses - by SammyT ()

 

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"Oops, forgot to carry the one." - Harold Camping

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May 22, 2011 03:29 PM - Pop Culture Statuses - by Trav261 ()

 

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Lady GaGa called Rebecca Black a genius... Lady GaGa is also an insane attention whore. So it cancels itself out.

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Mar 27, 2011 04:46 PM - Pop Culture Statuses - by DPC ()

 

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Let it never be said that Elizabeth Taylor failed to increase your knowledge of FOXC2 mutations.

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Mar 28, 2011 06:25 PM - Pop Culture Statuses - by Paleo_Bonegirl ()

 

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Has anyone even thought to look in San Diego for Carmen Sandiego? Think about it, it’s a little *too* obvious. Which means it’s perfect.

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Mar 20, 2011 03:33 PM - Pop Culture Statuses - by 5illyThomy ()

 

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Son, when I was your age, our video game controllers were hard wired to the console. And Mario had to walk uphill both ways to the castle.

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Mar 20, 2011 03:32 PM - Pop Culture Statuses - by 5illyThomy ()

 

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I have GREAT faith in the people of Japan, that they'll pull through and quickly rebuild.... look how well they did with Godzilla!

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Mar 16, 2011 12:55 PM - Pop Culture Statuses - by Mr.Sarcaustic ()

 

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