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Actual Headline: "Trees Can Break Wind"

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Oct 8, 2011 03:50 PM - Newspaper Headlines - by bilieberschmeber ()

 

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The worst thing about calling in sick today is not being able to post last night's rage fest pictures until this weekend.

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Feb 19, 2011 06:59 PM - Newspaper Headlines - by kitty ()

 

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Officer, I'm not Fred Flintstone, I didn't "run" a red light, I drove through it. Now let me go.

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Feb 19, 2011 06:59 PM - Newspaper Headlines - by kitty ()

 

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Mubarak has changed his Egypt dictatorship status to 'It's complicated'

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Feb 19, 2011 01:48 AM - Newspaper Headlines - by chillyfun ()

 

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Another mass bird death except this time it's a whole flock of Seahawks in Chicago.

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Feb 19, 2011 01:45 AM - Newspaper Headlines - by chillyfun ()

 

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Queen Elizabeth is now on Facebook, I've always wanted to poke a queen.

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Feb 19, 2011 01:06 AM - Newspaper Headlines - by funnyworld ()

 

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I wrote "My Parking Spot" in chalk at one of the spots in my school parking lot to see what happens. No one has parked there for a week :)

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Feb 19, 2011 12:57 AM - Newspaper Headlines - by funnyworld ()

 

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I find life is better if I live every day like it's your last.

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Feb 19, 2011 12:56 AM - Newspaper Headlines - by funnyworld ()

 

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the best stalkers stand behind their work.

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Feb 19, 2011 12:56 AM - Newspaper Headlines - by funnyworld ()

 

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Dear NASA, Your mom thought I was big enough. Sincerely, Pluto.

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Feb 17, 2011 10:27 PM - Newspaper Headlines - by funout01 ()

 

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Here's your social security card. It's paper & has to last you forever. Don't laminate it. Good luck! -The Government

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Feb 17, 2011 10:06 PM - Newspaper Headlines - by laugh_life ()

 

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Dear Customer Service: First of all, you should know that I'm typing this with my middle finger

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Feb 17, 2011 09:59 PM - Newspaper Headlines - by laugh_life ()

 

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George Bush published a book? I bet it's a picture book

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Feb 17, 2011 09:39 PM - Newspaper Headlines - by lilly08 ()

 

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