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Penn State University: The only university you can major in a minor.

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Jul 24, 4957 01:22 PM - News Statuses - by Kaliq ()

 

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Penn State University: Where you can major in a minor.

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Jul 24, 3033 01:21 PM - News Statuses - by Kaliq ()

 

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You OBVIOUSLY... won't listen to treason.

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Oct 20, 2011 08:49 PM - News Statuses - by ThatFacebookGuy209 ()

 

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NETFLIX: ''New Arrivals'' 6 years ago =|

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May 5, 2011 11:47 PM - News Statuses - by THEDUDE ()

 

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Dad's do not request your teenager to be friends. You will be denied, even though she has accepted over 850 random unknown requests from complete strangers.

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Apr 2, 2011 10:12 PM - News Statuses - by spara50 ()

 

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I will no longer logon to my wives FB account and Like all the posts on my own profile. Apparently this is a no-no.

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Jul 24, 1763 01:01 PM - News Statuses - by spara50 ()

 

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will try to suppress the urge to make a smart@ss comment on every post, picture or link from family members.

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Apr 6, 2011 10:03 PM - News Statuses - by spara50 ()

 

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NASCAR Headlines: Jeff Gordon says he's sick of being called a 'pole sitter'. Asks NASCAR authorities to change it to 'pole holder'.

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Apr 4, 2011 03:20 PM - News Statuses - by spara50 ()

 

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Instant Classic!


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Mar 8, 2011 10:51 PM - News Statuses - by WittyStatusOFFICIAL ()

 

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research says laughter can lengthen your life and smoking shortens it. So, I always chuckle between puffs.

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Feb 21, 2011 12:10 AM - News Statuses - by iff09 ()

 

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Did you hear they took away Lindsey Vonns gold medal? .. They gave it to Obama! Hes going downhill faster than anyone.

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Feb 21, 2011 12:09 AM - News Statuses - by iff09 ()

 

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Breaking News: It's really cold outside.

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Feb 20, 2011 09:32 PM - News Statuses - by lamp ()

 

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Dear two-faced person, I can't to decide which face of yours to slap first.

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Feb 19, 2011 05:01 PM - News Statuses - by hilir78 ()

 

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