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Today, I found out that ‘Made in China’ stickers are made in Korea. Mind = BLOWN!

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Sep 3, 2011 04:15 PM - International Statuses - by yunderst ()

 

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A GPS is only good if you can remember where you wanted to go in the first place.

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Sep 3, 2011 04:15 PM - International Statuses - by yunderst ()

 

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The thermostat was invented 125 years ago, but I have yet to work in an office with one that has anything but Africa and Sibera as settings.

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Apr 2, 2011 10:15 PM - International Statuses - by Slackerpants ()

 

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”Knock, knock!” “Who’s there?” “Irish.” “Irish who?” “Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!”

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May 20, 8385 01:00 PM - International Statuses - by Ronny Harrahs ()

 

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You're not an American until you've eaten more than the serving suggestion.

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Mar 3, 2011 09:13 AM - International Statuses - by WittyStatusOFFICIAL ()

 

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Maybe the reason Uncle Phil hated Will was because the first thing Will gave him was a $3700 cab ride bill from Philly to Bel-Air.

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Feb 20, 2011 08:47 PM - International Statuses - by fungirl ()

 

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New Mexico: it's not new, and it's not Mexico.

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Feb 20, 2011 08:47 PM - International Statuses - by fungirl ()

 

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No matter what happens in England, my queen will always be Latifah.

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Feb 19, 2011 02:31 AM - International Statuses - by delightgirl ()

 

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The Texas Rangers made it to the World Series? I didn't know Chuck Norris had a baseball team.

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Feb 19, 2011 02:25 AM - International Statuses - by surprise ()

 

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I walk the streets with a smile on my face while looking up. Just in case the cameras of Google Maps are filming.

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Feb 19, 2011 01:27 AM - International Statuses - by giggle45 ()

 

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If love is a battlefield than my bedroom is Switzerland.

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Feb 19, 2011 01:22 AM - International Statuses - by hoot2000 ()

 

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I wish our lawn was emo so it would cut its self

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Feb 18, 2011 02:18 AM - International Statuses - by hop65 ()

 

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I can't wait till 2013 so I can laugh at everyone who thought the world was going to end in 2012.

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Feb 17, 2011 08:59 PM - International Statuses - by hilarious ()

 

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