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Whenever life hands you lemons make grape juice and confuse the hell out of people!

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Nov 19, 2011 10:02 PM - Food Statuses - by Tori ()

 

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Oatmeal reminds me of 2 icky things; vomit & u(:

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Oct 27, 2011 10:55 AM - Food Statuses - by Kamisha ()

 

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If you are what you eat, I’d like to order something rich.

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Jul 12, 294 01:18 PM - Food Statuses - by fineassgal ()

 

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If you see an onion ring…answer it!

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Oct 20, 2011 02:01 AM - Food Statuses - by Tumtime ()

 

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Women say they love a man in uniform but when I go clubbing in my McDonalds outfit none of them will even talk to me.

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Jul 12, 289 01:18 PM - Food Statuses - by Tumtime ()

 

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There aren't any calories in broken cookies, they all fall out.

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Sep 16, 2011 09:04 PM - Food Statuses - by meredith ()

 

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Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat exercise when offered something to eat.

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Sep 3, 2011 04:16 PM - Food Statuses - by yunderst ()

 

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In the restaurant window: “Eat now – Pay waiter.”

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Jul 12, 9565 01:14 PM - Food Statuses - by SoggyMits ()

 

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Every time I lose some weight, I find it again in the refrigerator.

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Aug 17, 2011 09:51 PM - Food Statuses - by cookiepls ()

 

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Isn't it amazing what 6 weeks of no school can do to your handwriting?

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Aug 10, 2011 08:05 PM - Food Statuses - by Axe Man  ()

 

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So I made a sandwich, and I ate it.

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Jul 12, 3375 01:12 PM - Food Statuses - by big poppa d ()

 

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Yay, it's almost swimsuit season! Now I will have to find a way to make my mu-mu look super special

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May 22, 2011 03:28 PM - Food Statuses - by jelliesbelly ()

 

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If your fountain soda machine is self serve, I'm just going to assume I get unlimited refills.

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May 1, 2011 11:06 PM - Food Statuses - by SingledOut ()

 

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