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Nov 4, 2012 08:09 AM - Facebook Statuses - by Rachet ()
I wish people were like money so i could hold them up to the light and see if they are real.
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May 18, 9178 01:31 PM - Facebook Statuses - by MrAlexjames94 ()
Thanks to Facebook, I can see what everybody's bathroom looks like; one mirror at a time...
Witty Status (341) - Boring Status (84)
Mar 8, 2012 04:17 PM - Facebook Statuses - by Jono. ()
I wonder when a girl would walk up to me and say.... Can i be your girlfriend?.
Witty Status (116) - Boring Status (54)
Jun 29, 2012 12:16 AM - Facebook Statuses - by Mick007 ()
I bet if guys had periods they'd brag about the size of their tampons:]
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Mar 6, 2012 07:18 PM - Facebook Statuses - by Ms. Gym Rat 79 ()
^v--^v--^v----------^v--^v--^v for a second there I was bored to death
Witty Status (218) - Boring Status (116)
May 18, 9792 01:30 PM - Facebook Statuses - by Brandons39 ()
Some people should not be allowed to handle anything sharper than a boiled egg
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Feb 25, 2012 07:54 PM - Facebook Statuses - by rodneym43 ()
You're just a little whore looking for attention. Go away, please.
Witty Status (7) - Boring Status (11)
Feb 22, 2012 07:17 AM - Facebook Statuses - by Shaii. ()
Your smile is your best defense against your enemy.
Witty Status (165) - Boring Status (41)
May 18, 373 01:29 PM - Facebook Statuses - by Austin ()
Witty Status (238) - Boring Status (52)
May 18, 3161 01:29 PM - Facebook Statuses - by MsGiggles: ()
Witty Status (163) - Boring Status (46)
Feb 15, 2012 08:13 AM - Facebook Statuses - by mickey ()
Witty Status (137) - Boring Status (32)
Feb 14, 2012 09:48 AM - Facebook Statuses - by Desigan87 ()
Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny(;
Witty Status (148) - Boring Status (27)
Mar 15, 2012 02:42 PM - Facebook Statuses - by DaniSnowden ()
