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It feels good waking up beside someone with a smile from ear to ear
I love sharpie magic markers

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Mar 4, 2014 08:18 PM - Facebook Statuses - by Richiewithowen  ()

 

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lets all take sometime out and thank God that spiders cant fly :D

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Mar 4, 2014 08:24 PM - Facebook Statuses - by charm uchiha ()

 

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I wish my phone never ran out of battery
and my fridge never ran out of food

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Mar 4, 2014 08:22 PM - Facebook Statuses - by urfavgirl! ()

 

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Oo you got swagg,, that's cool... what about a job... You got one of those??

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Mar 4, 2014 08:22 PM - Facebook Statuses - by amberlea ()

 

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I wish people were like money so I could hold them up to the light and see if they are real.

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Mar 4, 2014 08:22 PM - Facebook Statuses - by jessica ()

 

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Treat me like a joke?and i leave u like its funny

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May 4, 2012 05:20 AM - Facebook Statuses - by Ms.J ()

 

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Dear Board of Education,
So are we.

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Mar 4, 2014 08:23 PM - Facebook Statuses - by CodeBear69 ()

 

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Friendship is like peeing yourself:::
Everyone sees it; but your the only one
who gets the warm feeling it brings !

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Nov 4, 2012 08:09 AM - Facebook Statuses - by Rachet ()

 

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I wish people were like money so i could hold them up to the light and see if they are real.

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Jul 22, 9178 01:31 PM - Facebook Statuses - by MrAlexjames94 ()

 

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Thanks to Facebook, I can see what everybody's bathroom looks like; one mirror at a time...

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Mar 8, 2012 04:17 PM - Facebook Statuses - by Jono. ()

 

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I wonder when a girl would walk up to me and say.... Can i be your girlfriend?.

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Jun 29, 2012 12:16 AM - Facebook Statuses - by Mick007 ()

 

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I bet if guys had periods they'd brag about the size of their tampons:]

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Mar 6, 2012 07:18 PM - Facebook Statuses - by Ms. Gym Rat 79 ()

 

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^v--^v--^v----------^v--^v--^v for a second there I was bored to death

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Jul 22, 9792 01:30 PM - Facebook Statuses - by Brandons39 ()

 

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