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I wish people were like money so i could hold them up to the light and see if they are real.
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May 20, 9178 01:31 PM - Facebook Statuses - by MrAlexjames94 ()
Thanks to Facebook, I can see what everybody's bathroom looks like; one mirror at a time...
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Mar 8, 2012 04:17 PM - Facebook Statuses - by Jono. ()
^v--^v--^v----------^v--^v--^v for a second there I was bored to death
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May 20, 9792 01:30 PM - Facebook Statuses - by Brandons39 ()
Some people should not be allowed to handle anything sharper than a boiled egg
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Feb 25, 2012 07:54 PM - Facebook Statuses - by rodneym43 ()
Your smile is your best defense against your enemy.
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May 20, 373 01:29 PM - Facebook Statuses - by Austin ()
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May 20, 3161 01:29 PM - Facebook Statuses - by MsGiggles: ()
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Feb 15, 2012 08:13 AM - Facebook Statuses - by mickey ()
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Feb 14, 2012 09:48 AM - Facebook Statuses - by Desigan87 ()
Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny(;
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Mar 15, 2012 02:42 PM - Facebook Statuses - by DaniSnowden ()
Good looks attracts the eyes,Good personality attracts the heart.
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Feb 10, 2012 08:59 AM - Facebook Statuses - by cathy ()
The cost of living is getting "HIGH", so I might as well get "HIGH" right along with it!!!
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Feb 8, 2012 07:19 AM - Facebook Statuses - by daddy ratt ()
due to fb I now know what everybody's pregnant belly looks like!
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May 20, 7904 01:28 PM - Facebook Statuses - by jerry ()
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Feb 3, 2012 07:35 PM - Facebook Statuses - by Alley ()
