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I consider myself a crayon, I may not be your favorite color, but one day you may need me to complete your picture.

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Apr 1, 2012 08:46 AM - Love Statuses - by King denton ()

 

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A Liar Is Not Scare Of Lying..

Its Scare Of The TRUTH..

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Mar 19, 2012 06:08 AM - Love Statuses - by Czar ()

 

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A marriage is a relationship where one person is always right. The other one is the husband.

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Mar 4, 2012 09:09 AM - Love Statuses - by kkigf ()

 

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Being complete and being finished are two different things. If you marry the right woman, you're complete. If you marry the wrong woman, you're finished. If you divorce the right woman, you're completely finished.

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Jul 25, 122 01:47 PM - Love Statuses - by kimmikk ()

 

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Have You Ever Wondered,How Many
Thoughts,Feelings & EMOTIONS Are
Hidden Behind This Simple Sentence:
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"Kuch Nhi Yarr,Bas Aise Hi".

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Apr 23, 2012 07:24 PM - Love Statuses - by melomovic ()

 

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Love me or lose me

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Jul 25, 1124 01:28 PM - Love Statuses - by big niz ()

 

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Love is not a fight, but its something worth fighting for

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Nov 23, 2011 09:22 PM - Love Statuses - by Anonymous ()

 

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Some people just need a hug...around the neck...with a rope!

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Nov 21, 2011 10:16 AM - Love Statuses - by Blair ()

 

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I love someone who will never love me

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Dec 5, 2011 06:44 AM - Love Statuses - by Bhayya ()

 

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I consider myself a crayon, I may not be your favorite color, but one day you may need me to complete your picture.

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Nov 7, 2011 06:52 PM - Love Statuses - by :P ()

 

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boy; i love you .
girl; Really?:s that's funny i swear you just told another girl the same thing:/

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Nov 22, 2011 11:00 PM - Love Statuses - by Shannan ()

 

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If i had to picture the PERFECT GIRL.. she wouldn't even come CLOSE to you.

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Oct 31, 2011 04:57 PM - Love Statuses - by ThatFacebookGuy209 ()

 

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I never get jealous when I see my ex with another girl because my mom always taught me to share my used toys with the less fortunate

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Oct 22, 2011 02:37 PM - Love Statuses - by Clairebear ()

 

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