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Dear Juice Box Companies,
Please make teenager sized juice boxes.
Sincerely, just drank three...

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Jan 18, 2012 10:56 AM - Facebook Statuses - by Dimond381 ()

 

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Dear Generation of Students Before 2001,
It blows my mind that you guys got anything done without Wikipedia.
Sincerely, Extremely Grateful High School Junior

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Jan 18, 2012 10:54 AM - Kid Statuses - by Dimond381 ()

 

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Dear Middle School Boys,
A can of Axe is meant to last you more than one day.
Sincerely, Gagging Middle School Girls

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Jan 18, 2012 10:53 AM - Kid Statuses - by Dimond381 ()

 

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Dear tween girls at the mall,
Your cockiness is shocking, considering you're wearing a training bra and your mom drove you here.
Sincerely, you aren't as cool as you think you are

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Jan 18, 2012 10:48 AM - Facebook Statuses - by Dimond381 ()

 

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Dear couple across from me at my table in the student center,
I know you have chemistry, but I really need to study mine.
Sincerely, get a room.

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Jan 18, 2012 10:47 AM - Facebook Statuses - by Dimond381 ()

 

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Hey boys! If you don't look like Calvin Klein models, do not expect us girls to look like Victorias Secret angels...

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Jan 18, 2012 10:46 AM - Facebook Statuses - by Dimond381 ()

 

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I found a unicorn! Its fat, and grey (also known as a rhino...)

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Jan 18, 2012 10:45 AM - Facebook Statuses - by Dimond381 ()

 

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Dear banks with pens chained to your counter,
We trust you with our money but you don't trust us with your pens?
Sincerely, Betrayed...

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Jan 18, 2012 10:44 AM - Facebook Statuses - by Dimond381 ()

 

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The fat women, "is it me or is it getting smaller in here?

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Jan 16, 2012 03:18 PM - Facebook Statuses - by drabbletofarty ()

 

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Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green.

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Jan 15, 2012 02:51 PM - Facebook Statuses - by motianihemant ()

 

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You know you're fucked when you don't even know the answers to the sample questions....

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Jan 3, 2012 08:05 PM - Work Statuses - by Kaliq ()

 

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I can't afford to go on vacation these days,so I just drink until I don't know where the duck I am or how I got there.

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Apr 18, 9068 01:24 PM - Facebook Statuses - by beverley bieronski ()

 

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I'm jealous of my parents, I'll never have a kid as cool as theirsâ

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Dec 19, 2011 02:11 PM - Facebook Statuses - by Manab ()

 

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