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My p*** is so polite, it stands up so cute girls have a place to sit.
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May 20, 4518 01:36 PM - Sex Statuses - by Mr.awesome ()
If I were a teenage mutant ninja turtle, then I would always say, kaowabunga dude!
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May 20, 3740 01:35 PM - Quotes - by Kourtychelle ()
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Apr 23, 2012 07:24 PM - Love Statuses - by melomovic ()
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Apr 19, 2012 08:28 AM - Misc. Statuses - by bradleyc487 ()
I laughed so hard tears ran down my leg. XD
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Apr 11, 2012 02:12 PM - Animal Statuses - by Dickhurtz ()
If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?...
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Mar 18, 2012 09:05 PM - Kid Statuses - by idk ()
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Mar 16, 2012 07:09 AM - Misc. Statuses - by MsGiggles: ()
Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny(;
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Mar 15, 2012 02:42 PM - Facebook Statuses - by DaniSnowden ()
If my car is too slow for you, buy a plane.
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Mar 15, 2012 04:20 AM - Bumper Stickers - by anna ()
I wish people were like money so i could hold them up to the light and see if they are real.
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May 20, 9178 01:31 PM - Facebook Statuses - by MrAlexjames94 ()
Thanks to Facebook, I can see what everybody's bathroom looks like; one mirror at a time...
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Mar 8, 2012 04:17 PM - Facebook Statuses - by Jono. ()
^v--^v--^v----------^v--^v--^v for a second there I was bored to death
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May 20, 9792 01:30 PM - Facebook Statuses - by Brandons39 ()
Some people should not be allowed to handle anything sharper than a boiled egg
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Feb 25, 2012 07:54 PM - Facebook Statuses - by rodneym43 ()
