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lets all take sometime out and thank God that spiders cant fly :D

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Mar 4, 2014 08:24 PM - Facebook Statuses - by charm uchiha ()

 

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A relationship without trust is like a car without gas... U can stay in it as long as u want but it won't go anywhere

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Mar 4, 2014 08:24 PM - Relationship Statuses - by amber ()

 

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If it walks like a duck, acts like a duck, looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck... Then it must be a duck. Same proverb works for whores too!

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Mar 4, 2014 08:23 PM - Animal Statuses - by keemstaxx ()

 

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If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea..does that mean one enjoys it?

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Mar 4, 2014 08:23 PM - Animal Statuses - by lilbici ()

 

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Dear Board of Education,
So are we.

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Mar 4, 2014 08:23 PM - Facebook Statuses - by CodeBear69 ()

 

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I've always wanted to run up to a random kid and hand them a folded up piece of paper and tell them it's from their real parents

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Mar 4, 2014 08:23 PM - Kid Statuses - by RingoStar ()

 

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Opinions are like asshole's, everyone's got one, some are just bigger than others.

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Mar 4, 2014 08:23 PM - Misc. Statuses - by Prissy ()

 

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I wish my phone never ran out of battery
and my fridge never ran out of food

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Mar 4, 2014 08:22 PM - Facebook Statuses - by urfavgirl! ()

 

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I wish people were like money so I could hold them up to the light and see if they are real.

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Mar 4, 2014 08:22 PM - Facebook Statuses - by jessica ()

 

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Oo you got swagg,, that's cool... what about a job... You got one of those??

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Mar 4, 2014 08:22 PM - Facebook Statuses - by amberlea ()

 

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Fat girl Friday... Go ahead eat a cupcake

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Mar 4, 2014 08:22 PM - Health Statuses - by PassionBrown  ()

 

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Friendship is like peeing yourself::: Everyone sees it; but your the only one who gets the warm feeling it brings !

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Mar 4, 2014 08:22 PM - Animal Statuses - by Anonymous ()

 

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If I had a wooden leg, someone would jerk it off and use it for firewood.

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Mar 4, 2014 08:19 PM - Health Statuses - by squirrley ()

 

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