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Feb 21, 2012 07:45 PM - Facebook Statuses - by Flyinlow ()
Remember when I gave a crap? Yeah, me Neither. :-/
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Feb 19, 2012 07:28 PM - Animal Statuses - by trucker dood ()
It's funny when you walk through a spider web you instantly learn Kung Fu.
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Feb 13, 2012 08:03 AM - Silly Statuses - by Jmadams31582 ()
Women are like Rubix Cubes, even the smartest of men can't figure them out.
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Feb 13, 2012 08:03 AM - Facebook Statuses - by PeezyK ()
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Feb 13, 2012 07:52 AM - Silly Statuses - by JennS ()
Why do cellphones have alarm clocks? So you can get out of a bad date by faking an emergency call.
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Feb 13, 2012 07:49 AM - Facebook Statuses - by K. M. Pitts ()
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Feb 12, 2012 11:35 AM - Silly Statuses - by The Brad Hatter ()
Rich people walk on the red carpet.....Me I walk on toilet paper cuz I'm the SHIT
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Feb 1, 2012 06:17 PM - Facebook Statuses - by Jenasmoke ()
Of course I can keep a secret. It’s the people I tell it to who can’t.
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Jan 31, 2012 02:49 PM - Facebook Statuses - by Dimond381 ()
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Jan 30, 2012 06:49 PM - Facebook Statuses - by DragonFire ()
You cnt possibly love him, cause you dnt love urself
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Jan 27, 2012 07:07 PM - Facebook Statuses - by Waundaalwaysontop ()
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Jan 23, 2012 07:09 AM - Holiday Statuses - by DragonFire ()
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Jan 22, 2012 08:40 AM - Facebook Statuses - by K. M. Pitts ()
